1/25/11 :
Myself: Yeah I think it's weird they are still giving my partner two-thirds of the files this month.
OSS: Ummm...not even close girl, you just have one-half of what she does.
Myself: Yes so for every one I have, she gets two...
OSS: That's what I said. That's not two-thirds.
Myself: Out of every 3 files, how many go to her?
OSS: Two. Girl whatever it doesn't matter, maybe you're right maybe you're not...I've never been good with decimals.
(Have shown OSS flier for fundraiser which would allow her to meet her favorite celeb - Fundraiser is titled TriplePlay for Kids at Local Bar, Benefitting Children's Miracle Network)
Myself: Yeah if you want to meet him that would be the perfect way in...
OSS: Girl you got my hopes up about it, that was mean.
Myself: What do you mean? I thought you'd want to go if he's going to be there.
OSS: It says VERY clearly FOR KIDS. Obviously you want me to show up and be the only adult there and look like an idiot.
Myself: No, it's FOR kids like proceeds of the event go to help kids. It's at a bar...
OSS: I dunno girl, some trashy people bring their kids to the bar with them.
12/21/10 :
(Listening to Christmas Station at Desk and gasps loudly) "I just realized something, I think when they say "trim the tree" they don't actually mean, like, cut it. I think they mean PUT things on it."
11/15/10 :
OSS: So I'm trying to watch all the best picture nominees to get in the mood for the Oscars this year. And last night I watched Schindler's List. Oh my god girl, it was AWFUL! I had no idea that was what the Holocaust was about.
Myself: Wait... what? You didn't know what the Holocaust was about?!?!?!?!?!
OSS: Well I mean I remember learning about it and stuff but I always thought it was just a war between the Jews and the Germans, but the Jewish people didn't even FIGHT BACK!
Myself: Oh no, you're joking right?
OSS: No girl, this is serious, I'm really traumatized by the whole thing. I didn't sleep at all last night
Myself: Well I'm sorry for your trauma girl, imagine how the victims of the actual Holocaust felt who actually experienced it, not just watched a Spielberg film....
OSS: I know, but that was so long ago, I just watched it LAST NIGHT!
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