OSS: Who is this guy and WHY is he trying to sound like Kanye West?
Myself: What?
OSS: This is a total rip off of Gold Digger...stupid...
OSS: ok so help me out, if i have to drive 22 miles to work every day and my car only gets 20 mpg, will that mean i have to fill up my tank every single day?
Myself: no no no, it gets 20 mpg, not 20 miles per tank
OSS: ok maybe i'm being slow today but i still don't get it
Myself: your tank holds more than one gallon, therefore you can drive much further than 22 miles on one tank
OSS: ok i know that makes sense, still don't get how it works, but makes sense...sort of...
Myself: I've always hated having to call someone a "Domestic Partnership", it's too long and awkward. Can't we just call them "lovers?"
OSS: WHAT? Of course we can't. Gay people would be so offended if you ever EVER called them lovers.
Myself: Why? I don't think anything about that is offensive...
OSS: Gay people are the most easily offended people in the world. That's why we had to invent the word "Domestic Partnership" in the first place and we can't just call them homos.
Myself: I'm going to completely disagree with you there...
OSS: OK then.
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