3/8/11

OSS:  "how is it that NASCAR managed to be the most popular sport in the world?"
Myself: "I'm pretty sure it's not girl, that's soccer."
OSS: "No it's not i promise. ESPN said."
Myself: "it's only an American sport. there's no way that worldwide it has more fans than soccer."
OSS: "yes. it does."
Myself: "let's look it up then, wanna help me Google it?"
OSS: "girl whatever it's not that important, you just need to trust me. They said it on ESPN."
Myself: "i would but you're wrong, I'm sorry but soccer is the champ worldwide"
OSS: "soccer isn't worldwide either...there are countries with no soccer"
Myself:  "like where?"
OSS: ............

3/1/11

(AC/DC back in black comes on)
OSS: "I always thought this was funny, cuz I'm pretty sure they're fully caucasian..."
Myself: "what?"
OSS: "AC/ DC .....they aren't remotely black, bunch of old white guys"